Harry Potter and the Phantom of the Opera

Overview=

Plot
Harry Potter is experiencing weird thoughts about Phantom of the Opera Instances. Molly Weasley dueling (sword fight) with Bellatrix, and Harry heading to the Weasleys Residence, then to Hogwarts, to face up with Draco, and then having sex with some ghost.

Characters

 * Harry Potter
 * Uncle Vernon
 * Aunt Petunia
 * Majorie Dursley
 * Bellatrix Lestrange
 * Draco Malfoy
 * Flint
 * Ginny Weasley
 * Fred Weasley
 * George Weasley
 * Percy Weasley
 * Erroll
 * Hermione Granger
 * Ronald Weasley
 * Nearly Headless Nick
 * Molly Weasley
 * Arthur Weasley

MARJORIE: Oh, you're still here are you?
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HARRY: Yes.

MAJORIE: Who said yes in that greatful way?

[DUDLEY CHUCKLES]

MAJORIE: We usually fry up anyone with 12 dogs.

Bit more, That's a BOI

HARRY: Oh yay. Yeah, I've been beaten loads of times.

MAJORIE: Excellent.

MAJORIE: I won't have these namby-pamby wishy-washy nonsense about not beating

people who deserve it

[Glass Breaks]

MAJORIE: Don't worry, don't fuss Petunia.

If there's something wrong with the

Bitch (x15)

MAJORIE: Then there's something wrong with the pup.

HARRY: Shush!

MAJORIE: Then there's something wrong with the pup.

HARRY: Shut your f***ing mouth!

UNCLE VERNON: You bring her back! You bring her back now! You put it right!

HARRY: No!

UNCLE VERNON: You've got nowhere to go.

HARRY: I don't care!

Anywhere is better than anywhere.

[TITLE CARD]

MOLLY WEASLEY: Not my daughter you bitch!

[BELLATRIX LESTRANGE LAUGHS]

MOLLY WEASLEY: You Bitch!

[THEY FIGHT, BELLATRIX DIES]

STAN SHUNPIKE: Come on, move on, move on, move on!

STAN SHUNPIKE: What did you say your name was again?

HARRY: The Leaky Cauldron.

STAN SHUNPIKE: The Leaky Cauldron

SHRUNKEN HEAD: Ernie, an old lady at 12 o'clock!

HARRY: Who is that? That mom?

STAN SHUNPIKE: He's a murderer!

STAN SHUNPIKE: Got an a**. He's the first one that done it.

MOLLY WEASLEY: Where have you "bean"?

RONALD WEASLEY: They were starving him, mum.

MOLLY WEASLEY: Here you go..

GINNY WEASLEY: Uh, Mummy, have you seen my jumper?

MOLLY WEASLEY: Yes dear, it's on the cat.

HARRY POTTER: Hello...

MOLLY WEASLEY: Your sauce flew your cock to Surrey and back last night.

ARTHUR WEASLEY: Did you really?

That was very wrong indeed, boys. Very wrong with you.

[CHATTER AT THE TABLE]

ARTHUR WEASLEY: I mean, how did it go?

ARTHUR WEASLEY: Now, Harry. You're dumb.

You must know all about muggles,

Tell me what the f**k is the function of a rubber duck

HARRY POTTER: Oh

ARTHUR WEASLEY: F**k you!

MOLLY WEASLEY: That'll be Erroll with the post.

HERMIONE GRANGER: Has anyone seen dildo?

I lost one.

RONALD WEASLEY: Those em' whores. How did you get those?

FLINT: A gift from Draco's f***er.

DRACO MALFOY: You see Weasley, unlike sauce, My FAF can af-fof the best.

RONALD WEASLEY: You'll pay for that one Malfoy,

BE GONE THOT!

BUGS BUNNY?: Oh, no no no no.