Harre Puttar and the Assassin at Hogwarts (Part One)

This is the twenty-third episode in Season 2 and the forty-second episode in the entire series.

Plot
Harre Puttar, gets interrogated by Snape for no reason, because his life at the Dursleys.

Snape, then makes useless jokes about masturbation and people get triggered nearby (not shown).

Somehow, a joke regarding Windows XP is also shown.

Dumbledore yells Harry F***ing Potter! Then claims that he loves beer.

Harry gets triggered, and a scene from Inside out shows.

Gilderoy Lockhart walks in to the class teaching inappropriate things.

In the headmaster's office, people say negative things about Harry in front of Albus Dumbledore.

Dumbledore chases harry in the Room of Requirement, and makes a joke from a video: Harry Joins ISIS.

Barty Crouch Jr. (Impersonating Mad-Eye Moody) attempts to kill Harry, but gets killed by Dumbledore.

Snape then, rapes Harry for surviving the attempted killing curse.

Then, Harry and Ron gets expelled, ending the first part.

Trivia

 * In this video, a majority of the episode was created in Final Cut Pro. Therefore, All credits, green screen elements (flashing text), and opening audio was done in iMovie (and Keynote).
 * Sony Vegas Pro was NOT USED in this episode. Final Cut Pro was the equivalency of Sony Vegas, which only supports Windows.Windows snape.gif
 * The Windows XP Ear Rape was played when the remixed Windows XP was done.

Characters

 * Harry Potter
 * Ronald Weasley
 * Hermione Granger
 * Dudley Dursley
 * Vernon Dursley
 * Petunia Dursley
 * Viktor Krum
 * Cedric Diggory
 * Fleur Delacour
 * Igor Kakaroff
 * Madame Maxime
 * Minerva McGonagall
 * Mad-Eye Moody
 * Cornelius Fudge
 * Minister of Magic
 * Severus Snape
 * Riley
 * Riley's Mom
 * Riley's Dad
 * Anger
 * Fear (in Riley's Dad)
 * Majorie Dursley